Teenager for Sale

My precious darling child would like a new home.

Here is what he needs:

**3 dinners every night

**No restrictions on video games/computer time-ever

**No bedtime

**Unlimited supply of chewing gum

**No rules about cleaning his room-ever

**Someone to follow behind him and pick up his socks

**Preferably steak 3X a week for dinner

**Someone with a fairly high income to maintain his lavish lifestyle needs

That's all-simple enough.

Any takers?
I'll give you a great deal.


  1. julia said...:

    You might have to pay instead of sell. I couldn't even GIVE mine away. lol Hope it's looking up now that you're moved :)


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