Here is what he needs:
**3 dinners every night
**No restrictions on video games/computer time-ever
**Unlimited supply of chewing gum
**No rules about cleaning his room-ever
**Someone to follow behind him and pick up his socks
**Preferably steak 3X a week for dinner
**Someone with a fairly high income to maintain his lavish lifestyle needs
That's all-simple enough.
I'll give you a great deal.