On the plane coming home, the stewardess made an announcement:
"Hi everyone,a quick announcement-one especially for the ladies, I know that the finale of The Bachelor is on tonight and we are trying our best to get you home in time to watch it. And on that note, everyone please take one moment and turn your attention to the young man in seat 18D, and welcome Brandon - who we have learned is going to be the next Bachelor looking for love. Brandon, stand up and give a little wave...."
To which, Brandon reluctantly did a half stand and waved while shaking his head with a sweet little smile on his face.
Brandon wasn't movie-star pretty like this last bachelor, but he was okay I guess.
And then the stewardess came by and said in a cute little southern accent, "I'm sorry - your friend told me and we were all just so excited to have you on board. We all love the show!"
And Brandon shook his head and blushed all adorable-like and said you shouldn't listen to him!
And then five minutes later, another stewardess comes by and leans in to Brandon and says, "is it true Brandon?" And Brandon says, NO, he made that up!
And then five minutes later, the final seat check before we take off and the third stewardess comes by and says, "so it's not true Brandon? You're not really the next bachelor?"
Brandon: NO, he lied...I'm sorry, you shouldn't listen to him.
And then the first one comes back and says she's sorry she didn't mean to embarrass him and he says, no-he does this every time we go anywhere!
Apparently Brandon's friend saw that there were two empty first-class seats available and thought he had a good plan for getting up front! Ha- didn't work.
I love the attempt though, it was pretty funny how it backfired on them.
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