I think it's no secret that I love cats. I might someday be a creepy cat lady....maybe.
So it's logical that for Halloween, I wore cat ears and a clip-on tail.
It was a cute tail - very fluffy, full of energy.....it was adorable. I wore it to my volunteer event and would have worn it to the store and then the rest of the night...
If not for this tragic tale:
I forgot I had the tail on when I went to the loo....and sat down (as girls do) and didn't think twice to just pee away to my hearts content.
Until I stood up and realized that my tail, attached to my jeans, had flopped INTO the toilet. The toilet that I had just urinated into...
And I was a cat no more.
Come on - like you haven't peed on a tail before???
Feel free to comment below and share your embarassing urination stories. Unless they involve alcohol--cause everyone has those stories and yours won't be special.
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