Pork is Not Good For You, But It Will Help You Make Friends

My chat buddy said this to me the other day, out of the blue - there's no context to share:

i like you, i actually like you a lot... and i don't like a lot of ppl (in fact, i generally dislike humans as they treat each other like shit and treat animals worse)... but i think i would like you more if you ate pork.

20 comments:

  1. Brian Miller said...:

    pork...its what friends are all about, right?

  1. kilax said...:

    Gross. I hope they were joking.

  1. Yaya said...:

    Lol! Sounds like my kind of friend! I love random statements with no context!

  1. Maribeth said...:

    Had bacon for breakfast.

  1. otin said...:

    I'd pork you!!!! lol

  1. Raven said...:

    OMG that is hilarious. Especially the part about eating pork. Sounds like my kinda friend!

  1. Serenityville said...:

    What's a chat buddy? Thanks for sharing - I LOVE that kind of thing. It's like my friend who's facebook name is actually her bunny's name, and all her status updates are like "Eating hay and chewing on the computer wire".

  1. Pam said...:

    Lol! Everyone needs some pork.

  1. Mrsbear said...:

    Bacon does make everyone more likable. ;)

  1. Aunt Juicebox said...:

    I've only been beating people over the head with the bacon stick for 2 years now. Bacon is good for your complexion! And it makes you smell great too!

  1. w said...:

    pigs eat people.

    just thought i'd throw some additional randomness at you about pork.

    yay!

    stopping by from sits.

  1. carma said...:

    hmmmm....let me ponder this a while. I am sure there is some deeper meaning behind the pork...

  1. krista said...:

    i heart pork.
    true story.

  1. Pork... the other white meat!
    I LOVE pork, bacon, sausage... all kinds.
    But what that had to do with you is beyond me, I like you no matter what you eat or don't eat.

  1. Unknown Mami said...:

    My lover and I eat our weight in pork.

  1. ???
    Wha'?
    ::shakes head::

    Ok, umm- comin on over to return some bloggy love- and I promise I'll do my best to keep things in context!
    :: chuckle::

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