Things That Are Puzzling To Me

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I'm often confused. Here is a sampling of things I'm thinking about tonight.
  1. How does Kim Kardashian not drink?? She should. It might improve her acting on that family show of hers.
  2. People who wear 6-inch heels or inch-long fingernails.
  3. Why I left a bag of stale peanuts on the deck. The entire bag. Open. Some lucky little squirrel LOVES me.
  4. Why only my middle fingernails keep splitting when they get past the edge of my finger (karma for flipping off too many people maybe?)
  5. Pat fucking** Robertson and why it's okay for someone to condemn people who are involved in a tragedy in the name of religion? Is that any better than proclaiming jihad in the name of religion? It is the same theory to certain people. I'm just saying......religion makes people do some REALLY stupid things. So does a triple-shot mocha. I'm just saying....
  6. Clowns
  7. Spider Solitaire - I don't know why this game is so hard!!!
  8. But really, Pat fucking** Robertson.
  9. The plant I have that looks like it's totally dead when I forget to water it, but then I give it a glass of water and it suddenly is the most beautiful plant IN THE WORLD.
  10. Why Facebook has the status feed, the live feed and the news feed. I never know where to click. So I feel obligated to click on all of them.
**I don't typically swear on my blog. If I do, it's absolutely necessary. I give this man NO respect for having the gall to tell the fucking world that the people who live in Haiti deserved this tragedy to occur to them.

Best wishes and thoughts to the people of Haiti and their loved ones. It's just a devastating scene and our hearts break for you.


  1. Dual Mom said...:

    I totally agree with you on the religion thing. There's got to be a special place in hell for people like that.

  1. Brandy said...:

    i thought every reality person HAD to drink. i thought they wouldn't let you on TV. and i do not get 6 inch heels. WHY?!

  1. I'm with you on ALL of these--especially self-righteous religious people who act so hatefully towards their fellow man. Regardless of their "god," I believe they'll meet judgment and be called on what they say and do.
    I hate nails that get over a quarter inch long--HOW does one TYPE???

  1. Jay said...:

    What amazed me about Robertson's statement is the "they need to turn to God" part. The country is more than 80% Catholic. He's a moron.

    If I was part of the Kardashian family I would drink A LOT!

  1. Lynette said...:

    pat robertson baffles me too....but so do the people who watch him!

    love 6" heels on someone else...make the legs look amazing.

    use to have long long long (fake) nails...would rip them off when I was stressed...which was all the time.

  1. Mommyof2girlz said...:

    I love these and really I agree with all of them. I also think Kim should Stopping in from SITS :)

  1. Heather said...:

    That is the first time I have heard about some moron speaking out garbage about Haiti's situation. Aweful!

    I really don't think anyone should drink if they can help it. That stuff can ruin people, like it did me.

  1. Unknown Mami said...:

    Clowns?! What is the point of clowns?

  1. Serenityville said...:

    you are so funny!! soo so funny! love it -thanks for the laugh, and I 100% support your swearing in the name of jack-asses like Pat.

  1. Hey came across from SITS.

    #1--It may also make her more interesting. Seriously, where's the personality?

    #6--Clowns, 'nuff said.

  1. Debbie said...:

    Came over from SITS. I have to whole-heartedly agree with you.
    Pat Robertson should be living in fear of God striking him down. While laughing.
    And what is with that Facebook stuff? Like you, I click and click. I'm still confused.

  1. JoeyRes said...:

    I got out of bed one night to close a bag of cheetos I had forgotten on the living room floor. I hate remembering that crap just as I'm falling asleep. But I did rescue those all important cheetos.

    I don't get all the feeds on facebook either, but I thought I was just being a dummy.

  1. ~ I SO totally agree with you on the religion thing. Religion so messed me up and lost me my family, all in the name of "God".
    ~ Before I got hurt, I used to wear 4-6" heals, I LOVED them. I wish I could wear them again, but my back and neck won't let me. :-(
    ~ I think the whole concept of reality TV is ridiculous, but Kim Kardashian is really pretty.
    ~ The Hubs feeds squirrels every day right out of his hand while walking Nano, and they love him, too. You are just AWESOME, Kaylen!!

    Thanks for being you!

  1. TQ said...:

    1, 2, 5, 8, 10 - totally and completely agree.

    First off - the whole Kardashian clan is a joke!!! How in the world does a family like that get their own show and have so much when they probably didn't work to get any of it? (Yes, it's one of my guilty shows - I know too much).

    I've never been a fan of heels, but come on - heels that you could break your ankle in? Ridiculous - I'm with you on that one for, they don't really come off as a respectable type of show in my opinion...

    Pat Robertson - unreal. Speechless on that one - what a #()*)&%#&!)

  1. I think KK drinks these days. LIke 24 7


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