Your Mystery Gifts Have Arrived!

A few weeks ago, I left my wonderfully responsible son home alone for a couple days. While I was gone, he had a little visitor...but we don't know who.

Andrew found these three items on our doorstep at night:



A Santa cup with a straw....a 500 piece puzzle of a swan....and a Harlequin romance, which Andrew called: An erotic novel (lol).

Any guesses on what these mean?
He's pretty confident they were for him.  I don't really have friends who do things like this (I don't think), but it seems like something a teenager would do. We can find no connection to them. Andrew looked at certain pages based on numbers on the puzzle box, but found no hidden message....but he may have found some serious romantic passages, considering his labeling this book as pornographic.

So....what do you think? See a connection here?

9 comments:

  1. That TOTALLY looks like something a grandma would give a person. Or maybe just MY grandma. What a hoot!

  1. Lynette said...:

    Well Dear Hubby would say it means....Santa knows where all the good and "bad" lil girls live? He is still looking for the naughty girl list! LOL

  1. Denis said...:

    It was a woman that gave the "presents" No straight man would buy a romance novel.
    I think it's an Andrew ex girlfriend or wanna be girlfriend. She's hoping he will read the book and be more romantic. The white swan symbolizes what she wants Andrew to see in her. The Santa cup is for Andrew to use. Does he drink a lot water? Or maybe it's what she expects from Andrew, somebody who will give her a lot of presents. You can see she likes presents.

    Gift giving is one of the 5 love languages
    http://www.5lovelanguages.com/

  1. kilax said...:

    Ha! I don't see a connection either, but am very amused.

    Have you seen the movie Red (came out this year)? The "erotic novel" reminds me of that movie.

  1. Raven said...:

    Well of course there's a connection. It means that Santa is a dirty old man who likes trashy erotic novels and has a penchant for putting things together. Really though, in case you couldn't tell, I have no idea. :)

  1. carma said...:

    were the numbers handwritten on the puzzle? or just numbers that appeared on the box. We must get to the bottom of this mystery. I'm just relived the santa thing wasn't some kinky toy or something

  1. Brandy@YDK said...:

    I have to say - that's quite interesting. and yes those books are straight up porn. um...I've heard.

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